You sound smart when you use sarcasm, congrats.

Have you considered that you read it as creepy and infantilizing?

If you knew me in real life, you'd know that my eyes roll backwards from all the femininity advice and cosmo crap. But you don't know me and it's easier to say something nasty to a stranger on the Internet, you win 😂

Knock it off, person, who can't even use their real name.